Swedish trio covers Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend” using nothing but their voices and some empty cottage cheese containers because wait what? (via)
Our coffee shop was too trendy.
The third segmentation, this time squashed between the existing rooms, was something in between conservative and free-spirited. The furniture was second-hand, but carefully chosen. The chairs matched. There was local art on the walls, but it contained less open vaginas than the left-hand side.
Again I am experiencing the tension between wanting to keep physical mementos of my past and avoiding unnecessary accumulation. If I drank these beers and got rid of the bottles, I would have happy memories of them. Without thinking about it very much, I created a pile of possessions that was quite difficult to discard.
Infrequently Used Punctuation Marks: A Guide
Fireland: “Would you say I’m beautiful? A beautiful person?” “I’d say it, sure.”...
“Do you think my beauty distracts people from noticing my other good points?”
“No way.”
“My sense of humor, my fierce loyalty.”
“You walk in a room people say now there’s someone who’s fiercely loyal. Finally.”
Only the Good Old Days
- The Shins | Simple Song
- Surfer Blood | I’m Not Ready
- Little Dragon | Ritual Union
- Gotye featuring Kimbra | Somebody That I Used to Know
- Andrew Bird | Effigy [live]
- Kelly Rowland featuring Lil Wayne | Motivation
- Purity Ring | Lofticries
- Zammuto | YAY
- Jonathan Coulton | Nobody Loves You Like Me
- Bon Iver | Michicant
- Death Cab for Cutie | Stay Young, Go Dancing
- The Records | Starry Eyes
- Bombadil | Matthew
- The Long Winters | (It’s A) Departure
- Slow Club | Two Cousins
- Vetiver | Wonder Why
Download or stream at bankbryan.com/mixes
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit! [GIVE ME ALL YOUR SPERRRM. -Ed.]
Sperm.
What happened yesterday was content providers got users to act as unpaid lobbyists, and it worked, because lobbying does. Our representatives aren’t stupid so much as they are easily distracted cats; you have to catch their attention, and if you yell the loudest, you get your way. So yell, for fuck’s sake.
