Apple will not release iPad 3 at Macworld or CES

parislemon:

Other things Apple will not be releasing at events they don’t put on this year include:

  • iGun
  • The iPad 4, 5, 6, or 7
  • Apple Ham Radio
  • The Kraken
  • Apple+
  • The iPhone 5, 6, 7, 8, or — get this — 9
  • Apple Petting Zoo
  • BioDome 4
  • An Android phone
  • Their blow out Q1 earnings
  • Puppies

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    Shit geeeeeeeeks
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    Ham Radio??? Leo Laporte...soooo disappointed!!! :)
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    OK, kittens aren’t...the list, so we still have a chance!
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    Aw, c’mon Apple, release the Kraken! parislemon:
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    MG Siegler zna odpowiedź. parislemon:
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    out-snobbs itself!?